celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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beachdeath:

speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group

the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”

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